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Best Whatsapp Status Ever:
1. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
2. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
3. “Success” all depends on the second
letter.
4. You can never buy Love….But still you
have to pay for it.
5. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
6. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
7. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
8. I’d rather have honest enemies than fake
friends.
9. My “last seen at” was just to check your
“last seen at”.
10. Scratch here ?????????????? to reveal my
status ?
11. I believe there should be a better way to
start each day… instead of waking up
every morning.
12. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped
into action. They rented out my room.
13. I always dream of being a millionaire like
my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
14. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
15. Failure is not an option — it comes
bundled with Windows.
16. There are three sides to an argument –
your side, my side and the right side.
17. Sometimes you succeed…. and other times
you learn.
18. Some people call me Mike, you can call me
tonight.
19. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
20. When inspiration does not come to me, I
go halfway to meet it.
21. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man?
They both have an iPhone.
22. That’s the secret to life… replace one
worry with another.
23. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500
relatives.
24. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
25. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just
the decision maker.
26. Behind every successful man is a surprised
woman.
27. Parachute for sale, used once, never
opened!!
28. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half
sneaky neighbors dog.
29. The richer you get, the more expensive
happiness becomes.
30. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the
same way.
31. Never test how deep the water is with
both feet.
32. I love my job only when I’m on vacation
33. Friends come and go, but enemies remain
and build up.
34. Cell phones these days keep getting
thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
35. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it,
it doesn’t contain any calories.
36. Stop worrying about the world ending
today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
37. The difference between stupidity and
genius is that genius has its limits.
38. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all
evidence that you tried.
39. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least
we can switch off.
40. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
41. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
42. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
43. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind
but the neighbors are not.
44. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of
opportunity.
45. If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep
flushing.
46. Save water drink beer.
47. I drink to make other people interesting.
48. When everything comes your way.. Then
you are on the wrong way.
49. she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck.
I bet it says “Made in china”.
50. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%
are having brain.
51. People say, you can’t live without love…I
think oxygen is more important.
52. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
53. I talk to myself because i like dealing with
a better class of people.
54. Person you love is 72.8% water.
55. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
56. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized
i’m God.
57. Success is like being pregnant everybody
congratulates you, But nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to get there.
58. Never make eye contact while eating a
banana.
59. I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in
class.
60. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few
other oriental words.
61. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my
CAPS LOCK ON.
62. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
63. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-
balanced.
64. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody
knows i am smoking.
65. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
66. I am always right, Once i thought that I am
wrong, But i was wrong.
67. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at
least make one of them pretty!
68. I know i am something, Because god
doesn’t create garbage.
69. When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!!
Competition”.
70. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
71. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not
then raise your standard.
72. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
73. I am not failed….My success is just
postponed.
74. Some people are alive only, Because it’s
illegal to kill them.
75. Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
76. Failure is the opportunity to begin again
more intelligently.
77. Nothing in the world is more common than
unsuccessful people with talent.
78. The greatest advantage of speaking the
truth is that you don’t have to remember
what you said.
79. I stopped fighting with my inner demons.
We are on the same side Now.
80. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It
only means that you are ‘Above them’.
81. When life puts you in tough situations,
don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
82. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a
cigarette to think.
83. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
84. You never know how strong you are, until
being strong is the only choice you have.
85. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy
imagination.
86. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War
determines who’s left.
87. If you want to make your dreams come
true, The first thing you have to do is
wake up.
88. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It
simply means you’ve stopped living your
life their way.
89. Life is like photography, You use the
negatives to develop.
90. Two things are infinite: the universe and
human stupidity; and I’m not sure about
the universe.
91. You cannot stop the waves but you can
learn to surf.
92. Silent people have the loudest minds.
93. Born to express not to impress.
94. Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you
don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
95. The road to success is always under
construction.
96. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your
own problems, I’m tired of solving them
for you.
97. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever
will.
98. Had a really great “Night Out” last night,
According to my police report.
99. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in
a good position to kiss my ass!
100. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
101. Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
102. My life—Dad Rules!
103. Intel Inside, Idiot outside!
104. Look at your left——> I said left idiot!
105. Teach your child to search for “Bang Bang
Movie” instead of “Gang Bang movie”,
before its too late
106. The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see
something, but to be something.
Loved it
107. Study mode!
108. Live while We’re young!
109. I fart like Niall Horn!
110. If I write something smart, you are
probably going to copy it!
111. I know that I know nothing!
112. Adults are just kids with money!
113. Save Paper,, Don’t to home work!
114. Never on Schedules but always on time!
115. DON’T JUDGE ME! You don’t know the
TRUTH!
116. Yawing is like our bodies way of saying
15% Battery left!
117. Best friends are the people you can do
anything and nothing with and still have the
best time!
118. I have more conversations in my head than
I do in real life!
119. Sometimes the best way to solve a
problem is to just stop caring!
120. A heart is like a balloon, filled with
feelings, in a world full of pins!
121. Not everyone lose is a loss!
122. Not every goodbye is painful like a
”goodbye class” from teacher!!
123. There are two kinds of friendship, Friends
forever or Friends for never!!:)
124. Go where you are celebrated not tolerated!
125. When you stop chasing, they start noticing!